Tiki Iniki

Do not order the bottomless mimosas unless you want fizzy orange juice that I don't even think has liquor. It's some nastiness. And no it did not seem authentic as far as the food. I ordered the Spam meat dish being that's big in Hawaii and it was a very very tiny portion. That local seems to always fail. They were illegal burger before and they failed. Now they are trying way to hard with the decorations. If they focus on their food quality choices and options maybe just maybe they can stay open longer then the previous restaurants that failed in that same local. But I give it two thumbs down. Food sucks. And bottomless mimosas never again.

Walked in on the early side (a little before 7) and were the only customers. That’s fine, but we sat at the bar and it really felt like we were intruding on a restaurant that was still unopened - staff was unpacking boxes, learning drink recipes, etc. it was an awkward atmosphere. They were out of cider for one of the drinks I wanted and seemed to gave to search for the eggnog for another drink. The drinks were actually good, the “matzoh bites” were ok but I didn’t realize they were basically pork sausage balls (beware, Jewish people who get excited to see that on the menu). But it was far from festive to be in that weird environment so I wouldn’t recommend it.

Bartender was awesome, and so was the drink. That's where it ends. The food was horrible. Burnt gristley burger patty, fully cooked through fried egg so no runny yolk, bacon more resembled jerky. They were nice enough to refund the meal without us having to complain. As a matter of fact we didn't even mention how bad it was he just took it upon himself to make it right, so that was awesome. We will go back for drinks, but I'll never eat there again.

I wasn't overly thrilled by the place. Atmosphere was fun, food wasn't exciting but to be fair the drinks should be the main event at a place like this. BUT they were "out of" the particular drinks my party and I tried to order. Also the waitress huffed and puffed when we asked if we could get better change to leave her a tip.

The decor and ambiance was really cute, but that's all they have going for them. We went for brunch and were really let down. Service was just awful. The waitress did not have a clue about what was going on at all. At one point, there was a spill at our table, so we asked for napkins, which she failed to bring. So then we had to ask again and asked for a towel this time cause she had one in her back pocket. She then leaves and go gets another towel. All the while there's spilled mimosa trickling down on everyone's feet. We had to ask for refills every single time, not once did she bring them on her own. When I had a problem with my food, she didn't apologize, offer to speak with the kitchen, offer something else, or offer to bring the manager. She just said "yeah" and nothing else. There were 2 other parties in the restaurant yet somehow the food took an hour to come out and the waitress would disappear for 20 minutes at a time. The food was way overpriced and sub-par. Nothing seemed fresh or Hawaiian. The macaroni salad had no seasonings or vegetables in it, just noodles and mayonnaise. The breakfast sandwiches were burned. The so called big kahuna burger was as small as a McDonald's burger and over cooked. It had been sitting in the kitchen so long, the bottom bun had disintegrated by the time it got to the table. The turkey bacon was undercooked and inedible. They used American cheese on everything and didn't even bother to mix it in the scrambled eggs. It was just sitting on top like they do at Waffle House (for a tenth of the price.) The bottomless mimosas are just bottomless orange juice served on ice. A few people in our party had 5 or 6 and did not feel anything. No wonder they're so cheap. Maybe it's better for other meals or just drinks, but do not go for brunch.

What the hell? Waitress brought us someone else’s burger before our appetizers and said to enjoy it on the house. Gave us brunch menus at 630 pm and didn’t seem to know what time of day it was. Not sure if we will ever see our food. Place only has four tables occupied o. A Saturday night. Avoid at all costs. If you want a tiki drink google it, buy the ingredients, stay home then forget to serve yourself and then you’ll have a better experience than we are all suffering through. Close it down.

Came for a brunch date and the food was horrible. I ordered something with rice, pork, and poached eggs (can’t remember the name) and EVERYTHING was cold. It had definitely been sitting at the counter for a while before they brought it out. My date had the same complaint, and they weren’t busy or understaffed from what i could tell. And overpriced for the small portion sizes. Service was below average.

We went on a Tuesday to have some drinks and snacks in my neighborhood (VA-HI). This place is a spectacle- lots of decorations and smoke/fog machines. It looks so fun and cute! I was disappointed in both their drink menu and food menu. Tiki drinks range from like 12-18$. I got the 'not a princess' and it wasn't bad, but it wasn't really worth the money. It was very sweet and you couldn't taste all the ingredients. My buddy got the 'sling'. It was YUCKY. It either wasn't mixed right- all you tasted were the bitters- or the recipe is bad. We did not stay long enough to have a 2nd drink. Food is hard to review fully as I am a vegetarian, but they didn't have one entree that didn't have meat. They had one appetizer, 2-3 salads, and some sides. The hawaiian macaroni salad is not special and totally not worth it. The tofu musubi was very tasty! All in all, I wouldn't go back there.