Whataburger

So apparently, there’s no consistency as to chocolate shakes served at Whataburger. I live next to a Whataburger and I go there quite frequently unfortunately and I get “chocolate” shakes. The placebo effect has so far managed to make it pass for a chocolate lite. For today I visited this Whataburger. I just happen to pop in on my way to Walmart and ask about their shakes. Like is there a procedure? Do they all have to be like this in every Whataburger ever? And this lovely lady who is working the cashier position assured me that no way. And in fact that she is really good at making. lo and behold, it is not just perfect, the way God intended, but also, my questions, in hindsight might’ve come across as kind of ridiculous. But honestly, I was just traumatized by the flat out lies that I had been sold in the form of chocolate shakes for months. I wish I lived in this area. I previously have unfortunately back then I couldn’t afford Whataburger. However, I will be returning here whenever I do my shopping trip because this is the place to get the perfect chocolate shake!