Portland Pie Company

This is probably the most sorry order of pizza that I've ever ordered for the money. I ordered the "Steak Bomb" option gluten free. Thing cost me $16 plus delivery charges and tax (so, around $18.50 plus tip). I absolutely don't mind paying more for what I want, so long as it delivers on quality. This place has none of that at all! I've attached photos below. Does that pizza look like a "steak bomb"? There were maybe four pieces of meat on the entire pie, that one piece of green pepper in the middle, and one onion on that far left side (you can just barely see it). Because it was gluten free, I can only pick the 10" pizza. So yeah, they sold me a 10" cheese pizza for $21. Complete and absolute ripoff!!! I will never order from here again. Pizza911 actually comes through on what they promise, and slightly cheaper.

Slow to seat us even with a mostly empty dining area, but after that our server was attentive and very good. Pizzas are good, but I ordered an alfredo pizza and got a cheeze pizza with red sauce and just a couple pieces of chicken on it. The dough is good, chewy and crispy around the edges as I'd expect from a pan pizza. Good beer selection.

Do NOT order delivery. We live 1/2 mile away from these guys and they routinely still bone it up. We have the frequent pier card and eat from here about once a week. The delivery is atrocious. Its mind-boggling how dreadful the delivery service is. Really I can't stress how incompetent all the employees seem to get when you request delivery. 1. Our address is in the system incorrectly. I state this every time we call. It hasn't gotten fixed so the delivery person is always lost. 2. It takes 45-1 hour to get a single pizza less than a mile down the road. 3. More then a few times the order is wrong. 4. More then a few times the order is missing items. 5. More then a few times the pies were smashed against the sides of the box, as though the delivery person had tucked them under their arm. The pies are so damn good though so we keep going back to them. My husband calls it the most abusive relationship we've ever been in...guess we should start picking up our own pizzas. Update: 9 months after above review I ordered a half pepperoni/half veg pizza. Got a full cheese pizza for $15. Literally these people have one job. So. bad.

It was quiet when we arrived. The atmosphere was good. The waiter was nice but not to into his job today. When we got the menu he was less than inviting. Judging a book by its cover is a bad bad habit. I never dress up unless it's a special occasion. So I guess I got the your poor and no time to spend. It's ok. The pizza was less than what I had been told about all these years I waited 8 plus years and today I choose between appointments to go in. I will not return to this location. It was not my best experience by far. It's a hyped up pizza joint. More about the alcohol that they serve. Ordered and did not get what was ordered. The place must have been stretching the soda syrup as the soda looked like water with a small amount of coloring. The flavor was horrific tasted like waste water. The waiter was slow at getting check to me. Not all all a good over all experience.