Meet Patty

Decent new burger joint addition to West Melbourne. The Patty’s Signature was delicious and I liked that you could specify how you would like the patty to be cooked. Patty’s special sauce and the butter lettuce were good but I felt like the burger needed another slice of cheese or for the patty to be thicker. The Sidewinders stole the show! They are like wedges sexier cousin with a beer batter cross wedges coating. So delicious and a generous serve for $5, went perfectly with the yummy chipotle mayo.

Some shady hygiene standards behind the counter. No thanks! The place looked quiet so thought we'd grab some quick takeaway burgers. Asked what the sidewinders were and shown with a demonstration from a bag of fries, the demonstration fries then thrown straight back into the bag. Same lady that took our order, handled our bank card, started cooking our burgers. A spatula was used for our patties which was perfectly fine but the subsequent handling and assembly of our burgers with bare hands was too much. Walked out after paying with no burgers. Who knows how long prior to serving us the lady washed her hands. At no point in the whole interaction did this lady wash her hands.

The 2 reviewers below are obviously husband and wife, they're being a bunch of whiny effin prudes, burgers tasted like bloody gold and i dont care if they rubbed the patties against their ass cheeks it wouldn't detract from the amazing flavour of the meals they served. Word of advice, go in large groups, place is very friendly and laid back, give these guys some business fellas ffs!