La Pizza

This has to be the worst place I’ve eaten at so far, TERRIBLE!!! To start the table was sticky and clearly not cleaned as they seated us, we were NEVER and I mean NEVER served water, instead we saw some guy walk through the restaurant carrying a case of zephyr hills, and when my friend asked for water they gave him one of those. The seats were uneven, and there were wardrobes in the kitchen and bathroom for wtv reason. Garlic Bread (6 pc) This was just as bland and awful as you can imagine, it was $8 for a half loaf of Walmart brand frozen garlic bread cut in half. It was so clear that it was frozen grocery store brand trash, lazily prepared and priced at quadruple the retail Walmart price. Pathetic. Mozzarella Sticks (6 pc) $7 for 6 frozen mozzarella sticks from 7-11. These have to be the worst and most obviously frozen, microwaved mozzarella sticks I have ever had. They were under cooked, rock hard, like my friend tried to put a fork in the stick and it bounced off the plate, and they had absolutely ZERO FLAVOR. Undercooked, overpriced, lazy, FROZEN, GARBAGE!!! This is a RESTAURANT, an ITALIAN RESTAURANT, what are they doing!? Barbecue Chicken Pizza This was one of the worst pizzas I have ever had, even worse than Local Pie. We were watching the lady cook the pizza, and she was leaning the crust and the bottom into the fire, literally IN THE FIRE, at that point we knew, this was also going to suck like everything else we had tried to stomach. All the little dog food bacon bits where out on one slice out of the entire pizza, the cheese and chicken were flavorless, the dough was undercooked (because the lady thought she could lean it into the fire for 10 seconds and cook it) and the pizza was 60% onions. It was greasy, tasteless, and probably frozen dough just like all the other frozen Walmart products they use, AWFUL, DISGUSTING, TRASH! In the end, this is arguably the worst restaurant I’ve ever been to, definitely worst pizza place I’ve ever been to. And I don’t usually like to say, “I have an Italian friend and…”, because it’s a bit obnoxious and an eye roller; but, I have an Italian friend that went with me, and he was nearly inconsolable after that experience. He ate 2 slices of his pizza and just couldn’t bear to continue, mind you he hadn’t eaten all day and still couldn’t stomach that filth. P.S. The service is garbage as well and the discounts are a lie, me and one of my friends both had our student IDs and they only discounted one item. Terrible food, terrible service, terrible place, please, PLEASE, DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY AND HEALTH HERE.

I came here for the $8.99 lunch special, expecting the place to be mobbed, but I was only one of two tables eating. I got the cheese pizza as the special, with an order of mozzarella sticks. The mozzarella sticks here perfect, but I thought the pizza could use a little more sauce (I’m sure I’m the only person that thinks that 🤣). The food came out quickly and the space is super cute. Everything you want in a dining experience!

I was a little skeptical at first when entering the establishment as it was empty at 5:15 PM on a week night, and my skepticism didn’t go away immediately. Their was no tap water, but the bottled water was free, so I was a little confused at the operation in front of me. The two pies my table ordered were excellent however, shutting down any skepticism I had previously had. They were paper thin Brooklyn-style slices and went down easily (you might want to order a little more than you think you’re going to eat). At the end of the night the overall experience amounted to a 14/16 on my scale and would definitely be a place I come back to when I’m in town and looking for some quality pizza.