Top Nosh Coffee Shop & Deli

My partner ordered the $16 chicken burger. It took her around 5 bites just to get to one of the two very thin chicken pieces which resembled minute steaks. I ordered the chicken and mushroom pie, only to recieve a thin wedge of a family pie. Trying to be fancy and rip people off, but they just don't pull it off. Cook at home or go elsewhere for value for money.

Absolute disgrace... Ordered a flat white and eggs benedict. Coffee bitter and burnt. The eggs benedict made my jaw drop for all the wrong reasons. A small piece of white toast with two eggs sitting on it and a very very large pouring of a packet hollandaise sauce - so much that there was no toast or egg flavour at all! Oh, it was garnished with two huge chunks of tomato that were over-ripe and looked ridiculous. For $14.90 I don't expect the world, but I can make that at home better... I won't be back. Looking at the other reviews and the photos here - it looks like they've changed hands. The Cafe is very bare and simple.

Magical things happen here - I once saw a bare knuckle boxing match between a fully grown Kodiak bear and a homeless man called Guilfried. It was interesting that the bear decided to fight southpaw - no pun intended. The fight went for 8 rounds and the winner was given a free breakfast of their choosing. Let's just say the teddy bear did not have a picnic that day - Guilfried had a left uppercut that could be felt in Senegal, and the Kodiak bear's diaphragm will never be the same. Guilfried chose the Top Nosh big breakfast, but died soon after because of how good it was. If you're lucky enough to get down to Top Nosh at Aspley - brave yourself for not only a spectacular breakfast, but possibly an 'Ali v Foreman' fight that could shape the world. Guilfried also signs autographs out the front most Tuesdays. The bear is dead.