D'lish On Port

Phenomenal Chips and I was introduced to an absolute delight based on Sams sauce recommendation, it was known as SHAM. Not only was the service 10/10 but the additional recommendation of Sauce made my trip to D’lish even better. Thanks for the great chips, coffee and service. Recommend this cafe to anyone in the Lilli Pilli area or visiting the Sutherland shire.

So I went there today, was a bit hungry after a job I completed around the corner, figured I'd grab a sanga. Looked at the menu, saw a Chicken and salad kinda sandwich, so I ordered it. .... .... Then it arrived, in a cardboard tray and a paper bag around it. I've never had a sandwich put into a cardboard tray before, "What's going on here?" (I demanded in my thoughts) "I better open this up and take a Peeky-Boo". Well, inside was the biggest MoFo Sanga I've ever seen! I quickly hopped into my car worried the sheila would come running out & take it off me 'cuz maybe it wasn't meant for me. (I've had sheilas take stuff off me before) I scooted up the road where I eventually pulled over to the side to take another look at this thing, I laid the chair backwards to be hidden from view & i ripped open the paper on top to see it again. There it was, SANDZILLA! I pulled that sucker out of the cardboard tray and began to bite into the beast! we fought like CrAzY as parts of him kept trying to break out of his breaded bookends, I bit my finger as my hunger overtook any kind of decorum until finally I devoured the worlds Largest, Freshest, Yummo-est sandwich ever. P.S, if you get one, take a friend, You gonna need 4 hands to hold it. P.P.S, No pictures attached as I had no fish eye lens to capture it.